Bernie Mac is one of my favorite actors of all time. I can't watch his stand-up b/c it's too dirty but I like his characters in movies and TV. I think he truly is acting when you see him in a movie- acting on his best behavior. He used to say "Oh, Hell No!!" a lot. God rest his soul.
I was thinking about Bernie as I rode Hell Canyon today. I also had
Hell is Coming by Phish playing in my head. And
Hell, California, Pop. 4 by Love/Hate.
Hell's Bells by AC/DC.
Hell Is For Children by Pat Benatar… I think that was it... I'm simple-minded.
Well, the good news is that Hell Canyon is a complete blast! There is no bad news. I'm not sure if it was designed as a MTB trail or if it just turned out really well, but it absolutely carves. It's a short loop at just over 5 miles so a couple of laps are in order if you make the trip out there.
I rode it both ways and I prefer it counter-clockwise. In this direction you start out with a long gradual incline through the canyon. At the head of the canyon you turn a 180 and grunt up a steep climb that takes you out of the canyon. Then it's all fast and flowy across the upper canyon wall and it finishes off with a fast, relatively tech-free, decent back to the TH. It's a helluva good time!
I should've snapped a pic but I didn't think about it. It was one of those rides where I forgot about everything but the ride. Hell yeah!